Political activists have long promoted their personal passions on the back bumpers of cars. With this in mind, I came up with a few new bumper stickers for antiques enthusiasts:

My Other Ford is a Model T
If you can read this bumper sticker, you must be a Stamp Collector.
Drive faster. I want to buy your car parts on eBay.
No, I'm not moving - just collect antiques
The only antique I'll pass … is you.
Old Cereal Boxes – They're not just for Breakfast Any More.
If You Collect 19th Century French Impressionist Art – I'm Single.
I'm not speeding … just late for an auction!
This car's not dirty, it's in original surface.
One Man's Rust is Another Man's Patina
My first car was a Matchbox
Hot Wheels still Rule!
What I didn't invest in antiques, I lost in the stock market.
This Car Brakes for LIONEL TRAINS
Caution, child size Windsor in original paint on board.
Why am I driving a van? 18th century American highboys don't fit into a BMW's trunk.
Antiquers Take the Back Roads
Gone Tiquing!
Don't Follow too Close – I Brake for Tag Sales!
Dirty Antiques, Bought Dirt Cheap.
This car never speeds through historic districts – Those are the real Antique Road Shows!
This Car Stalls at Antique Malls
Trade you this Porsche, for your Mickey Mantle rookie card.
Antique Show Exhibitionist on board
I may not be an antique collecting guru, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn last night.
He who dies with the most antique toys – Wins.
If at first you don't succeed, bid higher.
Keep honking, I'm reloading my Kentucky rifle.
Your kid may be an honor student, but my kid watches the History Channel.
Beam me up, Scotty. There's no decent antiques left in this town.
My brother and sister got all the antique furniture; all I got was this stupid Lamborghini.
Let me guess, that cell phone you're dialing is rotary, right?
My last husband is still waiting for me in a car outside that antique shop he was too proud to step into.
Pass me on the right and you'll take driving to a new art form: a Jackson Pollock.
Jesus Loves You. Now sell me your old fishing lures.
So what your kid's an honor student? You wasted all her college money on Beanie Babies.