Political activists have long promoted their personal passions  on the back bumpers of cars. With this in mind, I came up with a few new  bumper stickers for antiques enthusiasts:

  • My Other Ford is a Model T
  • If you can read this bumper sticker, you must be a Stamp Collector.
  • Drive faster. I want to buy your car parts on eBay.
  • No, I'm not moving - just collect antiques
  • The only antique I'll pass … is you.
  • Old Cereal Boxes – They're not just for Breakfast Any More.
  • If You Collect 19th Century French Impressionist Art – I'm Single.
  • I'm not speeding … just late for an auction!
  • This car's not dirty, it's in original surface.
  • One Man's Rust is Another Man's Patina
  • My first car was a Matchbox
  • Hot Wheels still Rule!
  • What I didn't invest in antiques, I lost in the stock market.
  • This Car Brakes for LIONEL TRAINS
  • Caution, child size Windsor in original paint on board.
  • Why am I driving a van?  18th century American highboys don't fit into a BMW's trunk.
  • Antiquers Take the Back Roads
  • Gone Tiquing!
  • Don't Follow too Close – I Brake for Tag Sales!
  • Dirty Antiques, Bought Dirt Cheap.
  • This car never speeds through historic districts – Those are the real Antique Road Shows!
  • This Car Stalls at Antique Malls
  • Trade you this Porsche, for your Mickey Mantle rookie card.
  • Antique Show Exhibitionist on board
  • I may not be an antique collecting guru, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn last night.
  • He who dies with the most antique toys – Wins.
  • If at first you don't succeed, bid higher.
  • Keep honking, I'm reloading my Kentucky rifle.
  • Your kid may be an honor student, but my kid watches the History Channel.
  • Beam me up, Scotty. There's no decent antiques left in this town.
  • My brother and sister got all the antique furniture; all I got was this stupid Lamborghini.
  • Let me guess, that cell phone you're dialing is rotary, right?
  • My last husband is still waiting for me in a car outside that antique shop he was too proud to step into.
  • Pass me on the right and you'll take driving to a new art form: a Jackson Pollock.
  • Jesus Loves You.  Now sell me your old fishing lures.
  • So what your kid's an honor student? You wasted all her college money on Beanie Babies.
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